[Scene from Can't Hardly Wait. /// Fade in /// Trip McNeely, former Huffington High School legend stumbles from the party outside to find current Huffington hero, Mike Dexter sitting on the stoop looking dejected]
Mike Dexter: Trip McNeely! Geez. You were a sexual ICON! You know girls at Huntington still talk about you?
Trip McNeely: Really? Which ones?
Mike Dexter: You must be racking up at college. College!
Trip McNeely: I wish, bro. I can't even get digits as a freshman.
Mike Dexter: Shut up! Come on, you can tell me.
Trip McNeely: Seriously, man. I thought college was gonna be a 24-7 orgy. Hell, that's why I broke up with Janeen before I left.
Mike Dexter: [pauses] S-s-so, what happened?
Trip McNeely: [sighs] College chicks are totally different, bro. They're serious and s**t. They all talk about world issues and "ecolomological" crap. And they wanna date older guys.
[Fade out /// End Scene]
Poor Trip McNeely. He went from icon status to forgettable freshman in the Delta Iota Kappa house (DIK for short). Fame can be fleeting so make the most of it while you've got it. That includes letting everyone know that you're an icon. The TaylorMade Icon cap is a pretty good place to start. The 100% polyester moisture-wicking material and sweatband will keep you looking cool while the UPF 50+ UV protection will keep your grill from looking extra crispy after the round. The pre-curved bill with dark under-bill cover will keep the glare out of your eyes so you can scope for honeys with unobstructed vision.
Final Score
If the Icon cap doesn't let people know that you're the man, you could always go this route (FF to the 1:55 mark).Features
| Material | 100% polyester |
| Moisture wicking fabric keeps golfers dry and comfortable | |
| UV protection of 50+ UPF | |
| Pre-curved bill with dark under bill to reduce glare | |
| Moisture wicking sweatband for added comfort | |
| Colorblocked inserts at each side | |
| Construction | Structured, 6 Pannel construction |
| Branding/Logos | Embroidered TaylorMade logo on the front |
| TaylorMade embroidered on the back of the cap | |
| Fit | Structured |
| Adjustable fabric backstrap with metal fastener and fabric tuck slot | |
| One size fits all |
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