The Deals: TRAVIS MATHEW GREEN TEA T-SHIRT

When you were a kid your parents always told you that the grass isn't always greener elsewhere.  Well, they were dirty rotten liars.  Growing up in Dubai, you didn't really know any better anyway.  The Dubai color wheel pretty much consists of white, black and, well, sand.  In fact, you didn't even know that green was a color until you saw your first golf tournament on TV.  You knew right then and there than Mom and Dad might be full of camel crap and that you were bolting for greener pastures as soon as you had the opportunity.  So, you worked hard on your golf game (bunker shots in your back yard mostly, but hey, work with what you got, right?) and you caught the eye of a college coach in Greenland.  He said, "Come to Greenland and play for our team."  You thought, "Hmmm, Greenland.  Sounds perfect."  Turns out, Greenland ain't that green and then your realized, much to your dismay that Mom and Dad might have been right after all. 

Well, the travisMathew Green Tea T-shirt is true to the screenprinted saying emblazoned on it.  It's 100 times cooler than any T-shirt you own right now what with its tag-less label and bottle-opening fabric applique.  Seriously, let's see another one of your T-shirts open a beer for you.  That alone should be reason enough to hop the fence for the Green Tea's pastures.